Open Letter: Dear PMB, why you should relax some more in London

Dear Presido,

I voted for you in 2015, knowing we needed a change. How are you feeling? I hear you are not feeling good. Don’t mind those calling for your voice. Just take a chill pill, cool off, in London. I’ll also understand if you take  a chilling tour to the world’s most relaxing places.

You deserve it. It’s not easy to be sick. Nigeria is sick too sha, just so you know. If only we can be like you. We’d all really love to get that first class chilling pack, nationally. But we get sha, we all cant go and get it. It’s not just possible. Beside, it’s not all of us that have such a serious sickness. Yet I cant but wonder and feel for those Nigerians who are seriously ill and need serious medical attention. They wont get it. They’d simply die fast. ‘cos to get such quality med attention, you need to have all capacity to travel outta naija. 70% of us can’t.

20% will try going to South Africa. ‘why SA no go see us finish’? Anyways, can you please just try and relax well? I mean take your time. Acting Presido, Bobs Osinbajo isn’t doing badly. Yet.

I hear Naira is having it’s ‘erection’ again. And the otherday he talked about giving the poultry industry some good bail-out. You see, that will distract us from those cows and the Fulani herdsmen. The poultry stakeholders tried lying to him that Nigeria is number one eggs producing nation in Africa. They even told him the industry is worth N1.6trn. But they didn’t tell him we still import over 5million eggs to Nigeria every single day. They didn’t have to.

Prof is smart and he already knows the issues that’s why he is intervening at the first place. So kindly do relax some more. Dont even bother to talk to us. Just conserve enough energy.

You’ll need it to sign your resignation papers. We all know that this country’s wahala is too much and it can send somebody to an early grave. If care isn’t taken.

Dont let anybody fool you. You are an icon. The hero that chased away the mighty ruling PDP. You did that! You also tactically defeated BH. You may not have slaughtered corruption.

But you did entered the boxing ring to challenge its heavy weightness. We all saw the several attempts to give it the uppercut. Some are complaining that a bag of Rice is now 25k. I already replied them on your behalf sir. I told them the price instabilty of rice didn’t start in your tenure. My grandfather complained, my dad too.

You don try joor. Just relax, that’s all I’m saying. Pls sir, if you hear that the DSS invited or arrested me for this my personal letter to you. Break the silence o, and tell them say ‘e no concern them’. It’s a personal convo btween the voter and the voted. Or what ya say?

NB: Ag Presidio is also tackling the Niger Delta issues strategically.

Written by Ediale Kingsley