Killjoy: Lagos man slumps, dies during sex binge at Ogun hotel

Ajibola Olufemi Adeniyi ambled into 50/50 Hotel, Ogijo, Sagamu LGA, Ogun, to ‘relax’ with a prossie, Joy, on Monday.

Their expectations were high, even it was a commercial intimacy.

Adeniyi savoured the joy of slaking his thirst with stolen water taken far away from home. So he chose the Ogijo hotel, a well-appointed rutting hole out and away unknowable to his family living at 22, Akilo St, Bariga, Lagos.

Tucked away in the room with Joy, Adeniyi knew he was in for pleasure unlimited.

Spoiler alert: He was a 71-year-old geezer, and his squeeze many years younger

“In the course of the sexual intercourse, the man slumped and died immediately,” a worker in the area told newsmen.

Not unexpected.

When the the police from the Ogijo Division visited the scene to evacuate his dead, cold, naked body, they found out more about him: his age, 71; address, Bariga; status, ATM-compliant and a Lagos-certified car owner.

The room was empty, sheets all bunched up as the police looked round for evidence.

Joy evaporated before the cops came.

But they got her later.

“She has also been arrested by the police to unravel the cause of the man’s death.”

“Why would this man because of a moment’s pleasure throw his entire family into difficult situation?” A neighbour who did not want to be named queried.