Dear Diezani: Yahoo boys look up to you

Dear Diezani,
I hail thee ma.
Former Minister of Petroleum Resources.
Thou art beautiful and smart.
But thou should not forget in a hurry that you are currently being investigated by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, for alleged fraud running into billions of dollars.
That you have been living in the United Kingdom since 2015 and reportedly appointed as a Commissioner for Trade and Investment by Prime Minister Roosevelt Skerrit of the Commonwealth of Dominica is why Nigeria hasn’t been able to get you to answer to the accusations.
That diplomatic passport is what is shading you from prosecution.
Now that you have turned motivational speaker via an event organised by the Ijaw National Development Group. You end up confusing us.
In the videl posted on Twitter by blogger, Jackson Ude, you made the following speech:
 “The ones that have swag, the Yahoo Yahoo boys as my son would say; these in short, are the role models they are looking at. These are the ones that reinforce negative societal norms and values. This is a travesty of an unfolding tragedy for us.
Why have I spent time talking about fatherless homes and the impact it has on our children? The truth of the matter is that an irresponsible boy tends to become an irresponsible man and it is therefore a vicious cycle. If you plant yam, you cannot harvest plantain.
There are no shortcuts to working your way up the ladder of life. Progressing in life, in work and relationships – marital or otherwise – is always dependent on consistent effort and hard work.
As we create more responsible young men, we will generate more responsible fathers which will in turn engender a more sustainable society and build a greater nation of successful Ijaw men and women.”
Well. I just want you to know that these Yahoo Yahoo boys you talk about are actually looking upto you.
You are their role model.
If they place the items recovered in your house side by side with the items the FBI got from Hush Puppi, we may not be able to differentiate the value.
So mama calm down.
Off your mic.
Give the mic and script to…
Hmmm, which woman still living can we even say is a saint and a true leader not wrapped by corruption?
I can’t think of any?
Is it this bad?
No woman in the current administration or past administration comes to mind?
Well…maybe ‘Madam Due Process’ — Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala.
Well I think I need to off my mic at this juncture!
Thank you.
Your Yahoo spotter,
PS: But if not APC and the sudden change… Diezani would have been a Governor of a state by now.


  1. From today,judiciary has no right to proscutes yahoo boys untill buhari proscutes those professional executive thieves in or out of power,untill buhari proscutes NDDC,NASS members,untill buhari proscutes maina the pention thief,untill buhari proscutes the governor’s accussed,untill buhari proscutes NEDC,untill buhari proscutes NNPC and the present minister of NNPC which is buhari himself of all money crude oil got missing,untill buhari proscute tinubu bullion van and the #1trillion naira got missing under his tenure as governor of Lagos State, untill buhari proscutes these evil leaders subjecting the youth to hardship to take hard road,untill buhari proscutes owner of etisalat and Islamic Bank in Abuja,untill buhari proscutes malami the minister of Justice who owned more than 27casttles building spread all over,untill buhari is really set to proscutes himself as an example first to stop the causes of corruption in Nigeria,untill buhari put on light that will end corruption from top leaders,they are our greatest enemies of life,they have denied the youth their life,subject them to sickness,illitracy,hunger,homeless etc,Mr president should be first on the list to be proscuted,follow by Diezani, maina and so on,the mission of yahoo boys is for a revenge to bring back what belong to us wether it is done wrongly or not,it is a shame on this leaders, now Nigeria is looking forward to borrow #5.9billion from China while the trillion of dollars stocked in foreign banks by the same leaders clamouring for loan is mighty,mr president buhari and family worth over $10billion in foreign account,Ameachi and family worth over $7billion in foreign account,tinubu worth over $10billion in foreign account,Ganduje the same,akpabio the same,okowa ,uduaghan,obasanjo, oshiomole,yahaha Bello,atiku,tambuwal,to the present Senate president lawan and members of NASS to local government chairmen,to state assembly,to ministers,DGs and all top government officials are all the same,yahoo boys only struggling and feeding from their remainants,is the government too blind that they could not see? Government is the real advance yahoo men, government is responsible for all crises,I call on all the yahoo boys to have an association to challenge Mr President,they stood to be complainants not defenders at no time,the association name will be out soon and we call on all yahoo boys to join hands and fight these yahoomen at the top.soon we would publish our website emails and phone number, say no to Nigeria leaders the real yahoomen.